Da Bucket List

So basically everyday I think of about 7 new things to add to my bucket list. And I will not allow myself to die after I have accomplished every single one of them. All of them are super serious. This isn't a laughing matter:

1. Finish high school- I know, I'm conforming to society
2. Go to college- Still conforming
3. Play golf in college, specifically BYU-Dats mah school! And mah sport!
4. Go to medical school- Because I won't be tired of school yet
5. Become a surgeon (preferably heart or brain)- What, this isn't brain surgery!
6. Get married-Ahhhhh...what...me?...no....yes
7. Give perfect little monster children to the world-Babies...nuff said...modest proposal...heehee...JK...Maybe
8. Go skydiving-yes, it has to be on everybody's list
9. Take a bath in Apple sauce-someone tell me this isn't awesome
10. Travel to every continent-even antarctica
11. Run a marathon-all running, no walking
12. Do an ironman-Ill have fun with this
13. Golf below a 70-maybe someday
14. Get a hole in one-don't worry, it will happen
15. Buy a teacup pic for a pet, or a hedgehog-they are just so darn cute!
16. invent the bullet proof snuggie-no one take my idea...its copywrited...in my head
17. go scuba diving-and come back up alive
18. go on a safari-yay animals!
19. visit George Orwell's grave- duh
20. ride a hot air balloon-this would be kinda scary
21. learn how to play a song on the piano-I tried to the other day, and I spent 5 hours writing all the notes on the keyboard on paper. Then my brother got mad at me and ripped them all off
22. Write a book-or get my thoughts on paper
23. buy a one way tricket to somewhere
24. go to times square on new years eve
25. drive the autoban while reading geographic material-mr. tibesar, anyone?
26. Eat guinea pig-in peru
27. witness a miracle-a walk to remember
28. live in another country-again
29. do something spur of the moment
30. see the seven wonders of the world-I've already seen a few

So these are all I can think of right now, but i will add